A Halloween card that doesn’t try to comfort you, quite the opposite: “It’s scary outside. You fit right in.” Featuring a zombie who looks like he just crawled out of a Zoom call, and a string of jack-o'-lanterns staring like they know your secrets. This card is a wink to the chaos outside, and inside.


Perfect for that friend who doesn’t celebrate Halloween but still looks like part of the décor. Also great for coworkers who reveal their true selves when the printer jams.

Creepily Normal

€2.75

Includes 21% tax
Total price might change depending on your location
  • Design

    Light blue with a cartoon zombie in tattered clothes, bulging eyes, and a vibe that says “I’m just here for the snacks.” Above him, four jack-o'-lanterns with expressions ranging from “mildly confused” to “screaming internally.” A tiny bat flutters by for ambiance.

  • Return Policy

    Returns


    We get it. Sometimes you buy a card in a moment of enthusiasm and later think,    “Why… why did I do this?”    No worries. You can return your order within    14 days. That’s the official window for admitting you changed your mind.


    A little note for the personalization fans:


    If you ordered a card with your name, photo, love confession or any other custom masterpiece, it can’t be returned. Not because we’re mean, but because no one else wants a card that says    “To Mark, from Petra (but actually… never mind)”.


    For everything else:


    The card has to be unused. So don’t start writing your heartfelt message and then decide to send it back. Keep it fresh, clean and free of emotional scribbles.


    In short:


    14 days to rethink your life choices. Personalized cards stay with you. And we stay friendly.