For those who celebrate the holidays with an overdose of optimism and a refrigerator full of discomfort…


This festive postcard is perfect for the host or hostess who lovingly cooks for twelve, even though only three people show up (one vegan and one with gluten intolerance). With a light blue background, elegant snowflakes, and hanging ornaments, the front exudes pure Christmas cheer—until you read the message:

“Happy holidays and enjoy the food you bought for twelve people when you know three.”

An ode to the annual tradition of overdoing it, stocking up as if the supermarket is closed until March, and forgetting who you've actually invited. The back is blank, ready for your own sarcastic message or a stab at a sincere Christmas greeting. Includes space for a stamp, address, and a small ornament that pretends to still have a purpose.

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Feast for Twelve

€1.95

Includes 21% tax
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  • Design

    Light blue with white snowflakes and hanging ornaments in warm tones. Playful typography adds to the festive sarcasm.

  • Return Policy

    Returns


    We get it. Sometimes you buy a card in a moment of enthusiasm and later think, “Why… why did I do this?” No worries. You can return your order within 14 days. That’s the official window for admitting you changed your mind.


    A little note for the personalization fans:


    If you ordered a card with your name, photo, love confession or any other custom masterpiece, it can’t be returned. Not because we’re mean, but because no one else wants a card that says “To Mark, from Petra (but actually… never mind)”.


    For everything else:


    The card has to be unused. So don’t start writing your heartfelt message and then decide to send it back. Keep it fresh, clean and free of emotional scribbles.


    In short:


    14 days to rethink your life choices. Personalized cards stay with you. And we stay friendly.