Birthday Cards

Birthday Cards section. Where we pretend aging is delightful even though it’s basically an annual reminder that time has no chill. You’ll find cards for people who age gracefully, people who definitely don’t, and people who guard their age like it’s classified information.

Flirty, brutally honest, playfully sarcastic or unapologetically grown-up humor: pick whatever fits the birthday human and their emotional durability. Or go for the one that says what everyone’s thinking but won’t admit out loud: “Congrats, you’re one year closer to saying ‘back in my day’ unironically.”