For the birthday champ who keeps surviving life… without making much progress.


This card is a colorful celebration of standing still, with confetti, sarcasm, and a wink. “Congratulations! Another year survived without real progress. Well done!” A brutally honest birthday greeting for those who embrace the chaos and laugh at their own inertia.


Ideal for:

  • Friends who don’t take themselves too seriously
  • Coworkers stuck in the same role for years
  • Family members who always say “Next year will be different!”

Survived & Stagnant

€1.95

Includes 21% tax
Total price might change depending on your location
  • Design

    Black background bursting with color, confetti, stars, streamers, music notes, and party icons. The typography pops like a sarcastic banner at a surprise party.

  • Return Policy

    Returns


    We get it. Sometimes you buy a ticket on impulse and later think: “Why did I do this?” No stress. You can just pick up your order 14 days return. That's the official deadline in which you can admit you've changed your mind.


    Important note for enthusiasts:


    Did you order a card with your name, photo, declaration of love, or other personal chaos on it? Then you can't return it. Not because we're being mean, but because no one else wants a card with Love from Petra to Mark (but I'd rather not now) on top.


    The rest applies:


    The card should be unused. So don't stop halfway through an emotional message and then think: “No, let's go back.” Just neat, clean and without dog-ears.


    In summary:


    14-day return policy. Customization stays with you. And we stay friendly.