A birthday card that doesn’t sugarcoat a thing: “Congratulations! You are old. Period.” No fluff, no lies, just brutal honesty wrapped in pastel balloons and confetti. The perfect blend of celebration and savage truth.


Perfect for that friend who always says “Age is just a number”, and groans every time they sit down. Also great for relatives who celebrate their birthday with a walker and a shot of self-deprecating humor.

Bluntly Aged

€2.25

Includes 21% tax
Total price might change depending on your location
  • Design

    Soft colors and cheerful graphics on a card that looks like a party but reads like a roast. The balloon on the envelope seems unsure whether it wants to be part of this.

  • Return Policy

    Returns


    We get it. Sometimes you buy a ticket on impulse and later think:  “Why did I do this?”  No stress. You can just pick up your order  14 days  return. That's the official deadline in which you can admit you've changed your mind.


    Important note for enthusiasts:


    Did you order a card with your name, photo, declaration of love, or other personal chaos on it? Then you can't return it. Not because we're being mean, but because no one else wants a card with  Love from Petra to Mark (but I'd rather not now)  on top.


    The rest applies:


    The card should be unused. So don't stop halfway through an emotional message and then think:  “No, let's go back.”  Just neat, clean and without dog-ears.


    In summary:


    14-day return policy. Customization stays with you. And we stay friendly.