A birthday card that doesn’t beat around the bush: “Congratulations! You are old.” Period. No fluff, no metaphors, just a blunt statement wrapped in pastel balloons and a grandma with sass.


The illustration features a curly-haired elder with glasses, a cane, and a look that says “I’ve seen it alll, including you.”


Perfect for that friend who says “Age is just a mindset” while hunting for their reading glasses. Also great for relatives who celebrate their birthday with sarcasm and a side of back pain.

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Aged & Applauded

€2.75

Includes 21% tax
Total price might change depending on your location
  • Design

    Light blue with a cartoon granny who looks like she just rejected a cake for lacking whipped cream. The purple envelope adds a touch of elegance to this direct celebration.

  • Return Policy

    Returns


    We get it. Sometimes you buy a card in a moment of enthusiasm and later think,  “Why… why did I do this?”  No worries. You can return your order within  14 days. That’s the official window for admitting you changed your mind.


    A little note for the personalization fans:


    If you ordered a card with your name, photo, love confession or any other custom masterpiece, it can’t be returned. Not because we’re mean, but because no one else wants a card that says  “To Mark, from Petra (but actually… never mind)”.


    For everything else:


    The card has to be unused. So don’t start writing your heartfelt message and then decide to send it back. Keep it fresh, clean and free of emotional scribbles.


    In short:


    14 days to rethink your life choices. Personalized cards stay with you. And we stay friendly.