This card is for anyone who moved and lived to tell the tale, barely.

Perfect for those who want to inform friends and family without pretending it was a Pinterest-worthy experience.

Great for sarcastic souls, exhausted parents, or anyone who now flinches at the word “bubble wrap.”

Move Madness

Includes 21% tax

Total price might change depending on your location

Design
Sleek white with a bold black statement: "WE MOVED. AND YES, IT WAS EXACTLY AS ANNOYING AS YOU THINK." No frills, no glitter, just pure moving frustration wrapped in typography. At the bottom, a blue house with a key as its base, a subtle hint that something positive has happened after all. Maybe.
Returns Policy

Returns

We get it. Sometimes you buy something on impulse and later think:   “Why did I do this?”   No stress. You can just pick up your order   14 days   return. That's the official deadline in which you can admit you've changed your mind.

Important note for enthusiasts:

Did you order a card with your name, photo, declaration of love, or other personal chaos on it? Then you can't return it. Not because we're being mean, but because no one else wants a card with   Love from Petra to Mark (but I'd rather not now)   on top.

The rest applies:

The card should be unused. So don't stop halfway through an emotional message and then think:   “No, let's go back.”   Just neat, clean and without dog-ears.

In summary:

14-day return policy. Customization stays with you. And we stay friendly.