Static Congratulations

€2.75

• Description

  A birthday card that praises you not for your growth, but for your impressive stillness: "It's amazing how little you change." A subtle roast wrapped in a festive jacket, with gifts that look cheerful, just like you have for years.

  
  

  Perfect for those who have established their comfort zone with a hammock and a snack drawer, and that friend who says every year, "I'm still the same," as a compliment. Also ideal for colleagues who haven't changed their profile picture since 2012 and are proud of it.

• Design

  A light peach-colored background with a row of colorful gifts at the bottom, as if they were wrapped for the same person every year. The playful typography whispers: "You're still you. And that's… something."

• Returns Policy

  Changed your mind?  

  Happens.

  
  

  You can return your order within 14 days.  

  Unless it’s custom-made. Then no.

  
  

  Please keep the card unused.  

  Emotional damage counts too.

  
  

  You can find more details in our returns policy.