Year Survived

€2.25

• Description

  A festive explosion of confetti, stars, musical notes, and a suspiciously cheerful gift, all against a pitch-black background that subtly whispers, “Life is chaos, but you did it again.”

  
  

  The text? "Congratulations! Another year you survived without any real progress, well done!" This card is the ultimate high five for anyone who approaches life like a sitcom without character development.

  
  

  Perfect for that friend who every year shouts, "I'm really going to achieve my goals next year," and then proudly declares in December, "At least I didn't kill my plants." Also perfect for colleagues who sum up their year with, "Meh, but I'm still alive."

• Design

  Black as your motivation on Blue Monday, with bright colors that pretend everything is fine. Think: disco meets existential crisis.

• Returns Policy

  Changed your mind?  

  Happens.

  
  

  You can return your order within 14 days.  

  Unless it’s custom-made. Then no.

  
  

  Please keep the card unused.  

  Emotional damage counts too.

  
  

  You can find more details in our returns policy.