Old And Unvarnished

€2.25

• Description

  A birthday card that doesn't mince words: "Congratulations! You're old. Period." No frills, no lies, just the hard truth wrapped in pastel balloons and confetti. The perfect combination of celebration and full-on assault.

  
  

  Perfect for that friend who always says, "Age is just a number," and then groans when they get up. Also ideal for family members who celebrate their birthdays with a walker and a dose of self-deprecation.

• Design

  Soft colors and cheerful decorations on a card that looks like a party, but sounds like an audition for a roast. The balloon on the envelope seems to be hesitating about whether it wants to participate.

• Returns Policy

  Changed your mind?  

  Happens.

  
  

  You can return your order within 14 days.  

  Unless it’s custom-made. Then no.

  
  

  Please keep the card unused.  

  Emotional damage counts too.

  
  

  You can find more details in our returns policy.