For anyone who’d rather eat cake than count candles. This card is ideal for the birthday rebel who celebrates with a cocktail in one hand and a middle finger to the calendar in the other. Think: your sarcastic aunt, your forever-young neighbor, or that coworker who’s been “29” for the past 12 years.


The message? Age is just a detail. Like calories, deadlines, and that one rogue ear hair. Enjoy the day, because tomorrow you’ll be older and still fabulous.

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Age Details

€2.75

Includes 21% tax
Total price might change depending on your location
  • Design

    Minimalist, modern, and cheekily bold, like someone who knows that self-deprecating humor is the best anti-aging cream. The word “AGE” pops out in deep blue, yelling “I exist, but I don’t matter.” The rest gently whispers: “Just pretend you’re young. It usually works.”

  • Returns Policy

    Returns


    We get it. Sometimes you buy something on impulse and later think: “Why did I do this?” No stress. You can just pick up your order 14 days return. That's the official deadline in which you can admit you've changed your mind.


    Important note for enthusiasts:


    Did you order a card with your name, photo, declaration of love, or other personal chaos on it? Then you can't return it. Not because we're being mean, but because no one else wants a card with Love from Petra to Mark (but I'd rather not now) on top.


    The rest applies:


    The card should be unused. So don't stop halfway through an emotional message and then think: “No, let's go back.” Just neat, clean and without dog-ears.


    In summary:


    14-day return policy. Customization stays with you. And we stay friendly.